Make Animals Great Again

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Hey animal lovers, got a sec?

It's Sebastian with your weekly dose of Animal Attitudes.

Spring is in the air, and there's magic all around us. We're all feeling a little wonderful, like we're on top of the world and the romance of your dreams might be around the corner.

But you know who isn't feeling the love? Animals.

It's time we put animals first.

Make Animals Great Again

For far too long, animals have been put second while the rest of the world took advantage of our natural resources. They put us to work for their own benefit. They stole our homes and killed our brethren.

That's why MAGA is dedicated to putting the needs of animals first.

How are we going to do it?

Well, we're gonna build a wall of course.

With the Earth split in half, humans can have the West while animals get the East. Then we'll see who comes out on top.

MAGA will revolutionize our animal economy, and propel us into the future where we can live in peace.

Don't believe the fake news media telling you how much you need animal proteins.

You don't.

In fact, plant-based living is probably the way you should be doing it anyways.

That's why New York implemented Meatless Mondays, which encourages schools to promote plant-based meals.

It's a testament to the power of government, and why every vote counts.

Long live MAGA!

Are you pro-MAGA for animals? Tell us what you're government is doing to support animals in the comments below!
Until next time,
Sebastian
Sebastian

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