Hey geniuses, got a sec?
It's Sebastian, VGAN's pride and joy, with your weekly dose of Animal Attitudes.
I know what many of you are thinking: is this really Sebastian writing all these amazing blogs?
The answer, of course, is duh.
I know there are some of you out there thinking pigs aren't nearly smart enough to write a satirical blog, but the only thing stopping me are these cute little hands of mine.
But really, can animals truly be so intelligent? Well, we may be smarter than you think.
Now, I'm not going to claim pigs are the smartest animals of all, *ahem*, but your human scientists do seem to think we're smarter than your 3 year-old at the very least.
So we're pretty aware of our surroundings, which is what makes the horrific fact that hundreds of millions of pigs are slaughtered each day for human consumption so bloody terrifying.
Luckily, everyday you and your friends have a chance to make a difference by making the ethical choice with every meal.
Of course, I totally understand that, maybe, your friends are a little stubborn in their ways.
We all have that one friend who thinks meat is a God send.
Hint: My Godly Core is Meant to be Revered, not Eaten
Plus, you have awesome organizations like Mercy for Animals pushing for change all the time. These are the true geniuses.
Maybe you vegans are smarter than me after all...