Animal Geniuses


Hey geniuses, got a sec?

It's Sebastian, VGAN's pride and joy, with your weekly dose of Animal Attitudes.

I know what many of you are thinking: is this really Sebastian writing all these amazing blogs?

The answer, of course, is duh.

I know there are some of you out there thinking pigs aren't nearly smart enough to write a satirical blog, but the only thing stopping me are these cute little hands of mine.

 Can't Touch This

But really, can animals truly be so intelligent? Well, we may be smarter than you think. 

Now, I'm not going to claim pigs are the smartest animals of all, *ahem*, but your human scientists do seem to think we're smarter than your 3 year-old at the very least.

So we're pretty aware of our surroundings, which is what makes the horrific fact that hundreds of millions of pigs are slaughtered each day for human consumption so bloody terrifying.

How I Greet My Friends

Luckily, everyday you and your friends have a chance to make a difference by making the ethical choice with every meal.

Of course, I totally understand that, maybe, your friends are a little stubborn in their ways.

We all have that one friend who thinks meat is a God send. 

Sebastian is a Beast

Hint: My Godly Core is Meant to be Revered, not Eaten


Plus, you have awesome organizations like Mercy for Animals pushing for change all the time. These are the true geniuses.

Maybe you vegans are smarter than me after all...

Know of any other super smart animals? Tell us about what makes them so special in the comments below!


Until next time,

Leave a comment

Name .
Message .

Please note, comments must be approved before they are published